I wanna love somebody, love somebody like you
When my little sister tries to get me in trouble the moment my mother walks into the room
So I was in Walmart with my sisters last night and we were walking by the dressing rooms and some lady says “They’re so ugly.” (Talking about the clothes) and I shouted “No I’m not!” and walked away.
“Red, White, and Blue pancakes. What do those taste like?”
Me—“Freedom.”
Commercial: “America.”
America.
‘Murica.
How does Moses fix his tea? Hebrews it.
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Ain’t nobody got time for that.
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What is one of your biggest dreams?
To actually beat someone at arm wrestling.
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Are you saying I’m fat?
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