spray your crush with non stick spray to keep yourself from getting too attached
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
If God is not real, why does He offend you so much? You say our God is as real as the tooth fairy, yet you do not see me slandering the tooth fairy and getting upset whenever someone even mentions them.
If you truly do not believe in God, He should not be so offensive to you.
The realest thing ever.